ROD BENSON!!

Me: Hey! Rod Benson, right? Mind if we get a picture?
Rod: Sure thing, man.
Me: Damn, how the hell are you so sweaty?
Rod: I think the real question is how the hell are you NOT?
Me: Fair enough. Thanks for the picture!
Proceed to awkward high-five/handshake from someone that's 6'10.

Excellent.